( if i'm given the chance to be a doll in his hands. )

<@Maria> "I hope you're bleeding."
<@Martel> "Probably." Hmm, is that hook suitable?
* @Maria throws a garter at him.
<@Martel> "--excellent," Martel says, cheerfully, catching it one hand and sidetracking to grab some tacks.
<@Maria> "Hey! I was /wearing/ that one when I came here, I can't only have one!"
* @Martel clearly has no sympathy.
<@Maria ( Read more... )

<@MariaA> Ring ring ring Martel residence.
<@Martel> The phone is answered! By Vincent, because he has one in his office right next to him. "Martel residence, Vincent speaking."
<@MariaA> "Hi! This is Maria, how're you doing today?" ...she's actually calling for his son, obviously, but making conversation with whoever picks up is fun!
<@Martel> ( Read more... )

* MariaA also is doing that thing where she twists the chain of the swing around and around and then lets go and goes whirling in a circle. WHEE.
"...also, I totally just realized why snake tattoos might be kind of weird for you, huh."
* Martel cracks a smile. "A little bit."
"You know that's one of my favorite things about you, though, right?" She ( Read more... )

* MariaA makes a deeply pathetic noise and lolls around on the bed. "What would happen if I just took all my clothes off?"
<@Martel> "Nothing you'd like." That's his BEST CASE SCENARIO for that, by the way, and involves 'Martel fleeing' or alternatively 'hurling a shirt at her and asking her to leave'.
* MariaA makes a face at him. "I'm not giving ( Read more... )

* @Maria is CALLING A BOY ON THE TELEPHONE, clearly this is the first time in her life she has everNo one believes that. Anyway, Mariaphone is helo.
* @Martel is presumably being called on the landline, since...his cellphone is still confiscated and WILL BE FOR A WHILE. He snags it before Elena can get to it and says, "Martel residence." Him saying ( Read more... )

<@Maria> "What did you just say?" She turns on him, eyeing him interestedly.  Martel, did you really want to be trapped in an elevator with this girl?
<@Martel> No. No he did not. "If you pay attention when I teach you Spanish then you can tell me what I just said."
<@Maria> "Oh, will I get a Spanish lesson today?" She invades his personal space a ( Read more... )